Friday, April 24, 2009

Idiot's Are Near

Do you ever get the vibe that idiot's are near? Well I must have idiot radar. And the truth be told, I must have an idiot magnet attached somewhere in the rolls of fat and I can't see it. Driving through McDonalds to pick up breakfast for my daughter-in-law and favorite son it happened. I ordered four sausage burritos and two hashbrowns....when the idiot on the other end of the speaker wanted to know if I wanted the burritos and hashbrowns from the "dollar menu" or the regular menu. I asked the person what is the difference between the burrito on the dollar menu or the $2.49 burrito. When out of the speaker box I hear "there is no difference mam". IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT.....So I replied, "of course I want the burrito's for $2.49....because I want to spend more money. She says, "really?"....."No I want the burrito's from the dollar menu, thank you. Hoping that I was going to see a teenage kid at the window...I was shocked to see someone my age......that fucking dumb!!
Regarding the daughter-in-law I did not want......and could live the rest of my life without seeing this tattoed, cut up freak of nature. She must have been dropped or her mother did an awful lot of drugs or drinking because she is so dumb that she could have been the person on the "other end of the speaker". My least favorite son is equally as dumb due to the fact that neither of them have jobs....he gets her knocked up. And expects everyone to pay the tab. Wake the fuck up!!! He now knows that as long as he is not working that I will not help him one bit. Let Welfare cover their asses. I know that it sounds wrong of me...but I am numb to any emotion for the two of them. Oh and did I mention that they have enough money for weed...but not for rent or food?
I can only hope that both of them get some sense before this child is born in October.
Speaking of idiots........there is son #1.....who is now 32....The ugly bimbo that he is hooked up with has got to be the biggest IDIOT of all. The person she should not piss off is me. She has managed to do it.....this is the last time. Because her being the stand up, good Catholic girl that she professes to be........just isn't cutting it for me. To date, I know for a fact, that she is living in sin, drinks, smokes, lies and worst of all is taking up precious air that should be reserved for someone who loves my son. Son #1 really needs to grow a set.....or retrieve his from her purse.
I even told her that the reason she couldn't get pregnant is because she has such a tight hold on his nuts that no sperm can travel through. I thought I taught him better than that.......
Maybe this is a reflection of my parenting, I don't know. But I was certain that I taught those
two boys better than to be a low life or to be yanked so hard they become stupid.
I have yet to have dick that made me lose my ever loving mind. So it is hard for me to understand.
Well, this is my post for today.....although, it is early so I could be back.